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MEXICO CITY. — Hold on tight, my friends, because the gossip I’m bringing you today is hotter than a forgotten iron! Not even the best telenovelas on Televisa have a drama of this magnitude. Get ready to be shocked, because what happened yesterday in an apartment in a middle-class neighborhood of this great metropolis will leave you wide-eyed and speechless. A story of betrayal, tears, a pregnancy, and a love triangle that no one saw coming, worthy of the best “good telenovela” (as the logo, curiously, appears in the photographic evidence of the brawl, says).

It all started like any other Tuesday afternoon/evening. Good old “Beto” (we’ll call the husband that to protect his already battered dignity), a typical office worker who clocks in and lives for the weekend, was returning to his love nest after a marathon day at the office. With his empty lunchbox in his backpack, his tie loosened like a hangman’s noose, and dreaming of some tacos al pastor and watching TV for a while with his beloved wife, “Lupita,” who is expecting their first child.

Beto climbed the stairs of his building whistling a tune, oblivious to the hurricane about to break loose in his life. As he put his key in the lock, he noticed something odd… a deathly silence. “That’s strange,” he thought, “Lupita always has the TV on or is talking to her mom on the phone.” With a bad feeling settling in the pit of his stomach, he opened the door and called out to his wife. “Honey, I’m home! Where are you?” Silence.

He walked down the hallway, guided by an instinct that told him something wasn’t right. When he reached the master bedroom, the door was ajar. He pushed the wood and… BAM! The scene he encountered froze his blood and crushed his spirit.

There, in the marital bed, the sanctuary of their love and promises, was his Lupita. But she wasn’t alone, nor was she watching Netflix. She was kneeling on the bed, her prominent seven-month baby bump encased in a white nightgown, sobbing uncontrollably. One hand covered her mouth, stifling a scream of terror or guilt, and her eyes, those eyes Beto loved so much, were bloodshot and filled with panic, fixed on the door where he stood like a pillar of salt.

But the worst part wasn’t seeing his wife crying. The worst part was WHO was with her. Behind Lupita, with a familiarity that made Beto nauseous, stood a man who looked like he’d stepped out of a low-budget sex comedy film or a catalog of retired “bad boys.” A real “puppet,” my friends. An elderly gentleman with thick, snow-white hair and beard, giving him an air of an intellectual “sugar daddy,” reinforced by the small glasses he was wearing.